Relieving the past year(sex 2)

Hmmm, 'ying shui shi yuan'... this phrase has been well known in our society for many years. Meaning 'remember ni lao ba...', this phrase was probably created by Mr Confucius, an old hag who tried his best to spread his many ideas to people in China, some followed, some did not... However, he was a cold-blooded murderer... When the just emperor, Mr Qinshi ascended the throne a few years after his death, many hardcore Confucious followers displayed overly filial piety in front of him until one day, Qinshi's son, wildly influenced, was killed when he choked on a piece of his father's shit he was trying to find if his father was sick(refer to Confucius's book to find out the story). Qinshi, in a fit of anger, ordered thousands of Confucius scholars AND followers to be sentenced to death.Sad.Anyway, it is a relief to pronounce children nowadays free of Confucius's influence. Maybe Superman or Catwoman, but Confucius is out. However, I, in a valiant display of rememberance, will now attempt to remember the 'team of caring and world-classed cohesive' teachers that taught me for the past year...

Form Teacher- My nutty form teacher who acted like a sotong, looks like a gorilla and talks like Saddam Hussein. Armed with a crazy mouth, hairy arms and strange temper, Chee Seng, or affectionately known as the gorilla, was indeed a very thoughtful and inspiring teacher. Always advising the class to be good people and 'Government fearing', he has always been an inspiring teacher, both in his haircut and sign language. Although he is now sadly out of our school, a beautiful wife and handsome offspring will, hopefully, be his beacon of hope in the rest of his life.

MY english teacher- My english teacher who possessed a uncanny sense of humour and a beautiful body. However, it came as a BIG surprise to me that she was not even married at such an age which will not be revealed. Instead, she revels in pleasures such as playfully pinching, knocking and strangling students randomly. She has once tried to take part in hot TV reality series, 'The Bacholerette', but sadly, did not pass the basic requirements. She is a will be a good teacher for the years to come. My last present to her was a pack of SK-II facial masks...

My IT teacher- Well described as everyone student's nightmare, she is a professional 'gamebuster' who has ever since eagerly introduced the tablet PC program, has caught many who tried to keep desirable stuff and games in their computers. Armed with a sarcastic phrase, 'Oh, i got you!', 2 tech rats who camp into her computer lab and a mole infested face, she is indeed enjoying her reign of terror in our school compounds. She is now totally in her campaign.

My sci teacher- A Malay(i'm not racist) teacher with a unique hairstyle, she has been my sci teacher for de year. A very delighting, inspiring teacher who always insists on us carrying a novel, she has budging toad eyes, pouty lips and a slim and sexy body(except during her 'periods'-u know wad i mean...). With her unique drawling voice, 'Yuuuaannn Taat...'(example nia), she has been very attention demanding along with her 2 short & stumpy lab assistants who suck up to her and sucks... Mi miss her sial.

Hmmm...like it or not, more hotties will be coming up.