First assembly speech by our principal

At today's assembly (which was also the first of '06), My principal Mr Worm, (name changed to protect privacy) gave the students a long "inspiring" speech about how good and full of potential our school was is, and how we should feel proud that we got in as there were many people waiting to get into this school...It was a long 43.52mins speech, (most people feel asleep after 10 mins of torture)

Mr Worm started, this school is going to be world class! I’ve got paintings worth 5-figure sums ready to be hung up in the school compounds! I wan this sch to also be like an art gallery, featuring rare paintings from famous artists. He added, this is the ONLY sch in singapore that jumped from band 3 to band 1 within a year!! Not only are our grades improving, but here we focus on character building! Students who graduate from this school are all gentlemen who are billingual.. blahblah

The climax of his speech was when Mr Worm called out 3 TALL sec 1 boys from basketball. "Look at these boys! They are only sec 1 and they are already so tall..plz la other schools can just give up! any of the boy raise their hands and their opponent will not be able to see the basketball net!! Like that how to shoot?? Sure win la… next year we sure win the volleyball, softball..blahblahblah..."

To add on to the "world class school" image, Mr Worm "bought" a few teachers that he claimed to be experienced and would be a great help to achieve greater heights!(where, hell?)
Quote : I've been waiting 3 years for this teacher to join our sch. She coached a d7 maths student into A1 material!! I swiped her from another school and at a bargain!! (he would surely make a better soccer manager than a principal -.-")